Butcher Samuel Smirkin would often make wild self proclamations and self righteous delusional boasts to anyone and everyone within earshot. Known by the townsfolk as simply “The Douchebag of Derbyshire”, Smirkin was often heard referring to himself as “The Duke of Duck”, “The Sheriff of Shank”, “The Colonel of Cock”, “The Rear Admiral”, “The Midas of Meat”, "The Baron of Brains", “His Highness of Hasenpfeffer”, “The Prophet of Prime Rib” and dozens of other Meat Monikers. Born in a brothel at the Leichester leper colony in 1848, Smirkin met his untimely death at the paws of an angry and irritable mountain goat (ironically named “To-Fu Tang”) whilst traveling through Thailand in the unusually cool (and cruel) summer of 1922.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
The History of the Douchebag: A Profile
Butcher Samuel Smirkin would often make wild self proclamations and self righteous delusional boasts to anyone and everyone within earshot. Known by the townsfolk as simply “The Douchebag of Derbyshire”, Smirkin was often heard referring to himself as “The Duke of Duck”, “The Sheriff of Shank”, “The Colonel of Cock”, “The Rear Admiral”, “The Midas of Meat”, "The Baron of Brains", “His Highness of Hasenpfeffer”, “The Prophet of Prime Rib” and dozens of other Meat Monikers. Born in a brothel at the Leichester leper colony in 1848, Smirkin met his untimely death at the paws of an angry and irritable mountain goat (ironically named “To-Fu Tang”) whilst traveling through Thailand in the unusually cool (and cruel) summer of 1922.
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